*yaaaawn*

I’m really good at giving advice. At least I like to think I am. However, I rarely if ever, take my own advice.

For instance, all this tiredness — what’s the answer? Sleep! Go to sleep at a decent hour. Eat right. Think happy thoughts — relax — meditate. I’m sure one of those things is the answer!

So why can’t I sleep?

B/c my mind is on overdrive — I feel like the only way to turn it off, is to complete every task in it. Like — this blog post. I have photos of so many things that I want to share and archive for my own reference. Colorado — I posted about just getting there. There were 3-4 days of cool shit involved and I haven’t gotten to those. Someday… yes, some–day I’ll wish upon a star and wake up where the clouds are far behiiiiind meeeeee.

I should just relax and meditate. Meditating is cool — only problem is — our new neighbor bought a subwoofer and has been blasting beats into our side of the residence and it’s driving me mad. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM I’M GOING CRAAAZY

Ever try reading while listening to music — it’s like I can only read a word when there is a down beat of some sort. It-makes-me-read-really-slow. Same thing happens to me when I’m chewing and reading. Ugh. Anyway…

I’m sure the actual music is good, but all i hear is the Boom Boom — maybe she is making Boom Boom in the potty and doesn’t want anyone to hear? Or maybe she is doing Boom Boom with her man — come to think of it, I haven’t seen a man over there, or a woman for that matter. No, I’m not a nosy neighbor, and I have never used the term Boom-Boom for anything I mentioned above. I think I might start though. I like how vastly it can be interpreted. Oooooh Aaaaaah.

This post is going nowhere. Maybe I should take some Dimetap and just be done with it. I do not like to resort to drugs if I don’t have to. But I’m suddenly craving faux-grape sugary goodness.

Oh — I saw Dinner for Schmucks tonight — and it was pretty schmucky — interpret that how you will. I give it a thumbs down for having been totally over-hyped in the previews. I expected more from you, Steve. I really did. So now I will lay eggs in your brain.