Since I’ve been sitting in confinement with my dogs for about 3 hours now, I thought I would waste be productive with my time and search the web for some info on some topics that intrigue me at the moment.
1. Religion – I am currently agnostic. I was raised and confirmed as a Methodist. Religion has always been very confusing and contradictory to me. For years I’ve wondered how and why and what. Which has lead me to question most religions. I find myself unsure of the beliefs I had growing up and know now that I’d like to believe in something, I just don’t know what. I’m unsure. I’m in the middle. Between belief and disbelief. I would love to believe in something. To know.
2. Behaviors – Why people act the way they do. Why people are the way they are. Discovering the reasons behind my behavior – my weaknesses and my strengths. And how to improve on my weaknesses. For example, I’m horrible at explaining things. Which is why I figure I could never be a good teacher. I cannot just speak what my mind is thinking clearly. It gets jumbled. I KNOW what I mean, but other people, not so much. My husband, on the other hand, is an amazing teacher. He can anything in a way that anyone can understand. And he has patience. I don’t. – i would like to become more patient in life. 
So…anyway, I was searching something on religion, spirituality and all that fun stuff and up came something on the behavior category.
* Invest in a disposable razor or electric shaver, and trim yourself down there. After all, we are not members of the Wonggaranda tribe of Central Australia, and don’t enjoy hanging out in the bush. We promise to do the same.
* Although it is at times fun to let the date spontaneously unfold, it is very impressive for a man to plan an evening. Pick her up, greet her at the door with fresh flowers, make dinner reservations, or reserve a special lane at the bowling alley. Knowing that you thought about the date beforehand and made preparations will make her feel special.
* Women are like monkeys, they travel through life swinging from vine to vine. Remember that she will not completely release her grip on one vine, until she has a firm hold on the next. With that being said, if you feel her letting go, chances are there’s already another man waiting in the wings.
I freakin’ love this. It’s just funny. Behind some of the things I find sarcastic and ridiculous lies some truth.
And here is the girl’s companion guide:
* Who says you have to wait for a man to buy you a Valentine’s Day gift? It is lovely to buy yourself a box of chocolates or sexy lingerie to celebrate. You are, after all, involved in one of the greatest love affairs of your life… the one with yourself.
* Goddesses, treat your relationships as you would a business by considering your R.O. I (return on investment). If you are constantly throwing out brick-sized effort for your amore and are only getting back pebbles in return, you are not being respected! You should get back what you give. Anything less is beneath you and unworthy. After all, if he was your employee, and was consistently operating at 30%, you would fire him in a second. Now, why are you keeping him around?
* Let’s face it, bad boys are attractive: they’re masculine, red-blooded, non-conformists that are most likely excellent in bed. Their bravado keeps us on our toes, and provides an element of excitement. Yet, we try to land them, tame them, and change them; inevitably getting angry when they behave in the manner that attracted us to them in the first place. Please remember, bad boys rarely change their spots. Proceed with caution.
The photos link to the Kindle Version on Amazon. I would love to read these if they were free. Or maybe if I go to the bookstore and just skim them, b/c I find these excellent conversation points. They are funny and relatable and ridiculous.
